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Tell me about your business.

No pitch deck, no meeting request. Say what you do and roughly what you want, and I'll come back with a price and a date.

What happens next

No black box.

  1. I reply within a working day

    Usually the same evening. If I'm not the right person for what you're describing, that's what the reply will say.

  2. We talk for twenty minutes

    Phone, or in person at your shop if you're nearby. Mostly me asking what your customers ask you.

  3. You get a price and a date

    One number and one launch date, in writing. Nothing starts until you say yes to both.

Prefer to skip the form? Call or text the number in the header — that reaches me fastest.